Fortune Cookies from New York

No, this post is all about the retarded fortune cookie “fortune” my wife got.

I swear to God, Jesus, Budda, Mohammed, Zeus, L. Ron Hubbard, and Gorto the God of Cheese, I’m not making this up.

What’s Wrong With Crystal Meth?

Is there any question at all that this verse is about drugs? Now, there’s pretty much only two ways you can take a song about drugs. It’s either pro-drugs or it’s anti-drugs. If the management at “The Peak” knows it’s a song about drug addiction, you have to wonder which direction they think it faces. They censored the words “crystal meth” from the above verse. Why?

Credit Cards for Your Keychain

Let me see if I’ve got this right. Someone out there is so goddamn stupid that they would hang a mini credit card on their keychain? You gotta be kidding me.

Adobe Creative Suite 3 Pricing

Despite the terrible icons, I’m a big fan of Adobe products - especially those found in the Creative Suite family. I use Photoshop for everything from my book interior images and website graphics, InDesign for my book layouts, Acrobat for PDF creation, and Dreamweaver for my websites

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